Here we are, on Halloween, with scary movie #17 for this year's Scarelicious October Movie Series. And what better way to close out the month with a good ol' creature feature? Well, two out of three ain't bad. 1997's The Relic is an older movie, for sure, and it's a monster movie. But good? I wouldn't call it that.
Just before the grand opening of a fancy new exhibit on superstition, the Chicago Museum of Natural History receives a shipment of crates from their resident anthropologist, on assignment in deepest, darkest Brazil. The crates contain the pieces of a relic - the demon-god of a lost South American tribe - and a bunch of leaves. Also arriving at the museum, concurrent with this shipment, is a horrific monster, a giant bug/lizard/something else, that needs to eat human brains. It is up to Dr. Margo Green (Penelope Ann Miller), the museum's evolutionary biologist (a/k/a Scully), and Lieutenant Vincent D'Augusta (Tom Sizemore), a superstitious Chicago cop (a/k/a Mulder), to take down the beastly critter. But not before it wreaks havoc at the museum's fundraising gala, unfortunately.
As other reviewers have noted, The Relic is basically an X-Files episode writ large, albeit with creature effects by Oscar- and Emmy-winning effects legend, Stan Winston. It's a dumb, dark (in lighting, not tone) movie, and although the creature is fond of decapitating its victims, it is not at all scary. Penelope Ann Miller's heroine starts off skeptical, then gets shrieky, and then sciences the shit out of the monster, which turns out pretty badass. But still, even though I did like the monster, The Relic is a mediocre movie at best.
There you have it. Seventeen! By far the most scary movies watched since this feature
debuted - truly Netflix is of great help in making more movies available
more quickly. There was the good (The Babadook, I Am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House, Unfriended, We Are What We Are), the bad (Bad Milo!, All Cheerleaders Die) and the downright awful (Final Girl). It's been a great month and I've already started collecting titles for next year's Eighth Annual FMS Scarelicious October Movie Series.
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