In which Cassidy becomes the most interesting character on this show.
Hell. Eugene is determined to prove that he is not a nice guy because, as y'all might remember, nice guys finish last (and get punished) in Hell. He's still in that holding cell with the rest of them. Other interesting tidbits from Hell: all the candy bars in vending machines are Zagnuts and toilet paper is duct tape. Fun! As it turns out, the reason the individual cell mechanisms are glitching is because the system is overloading due to someone being in Hell who isn't meant to be there. The commandant is determined to find out who it is. Because he still feels so guilty for what happened to Tracy, Eugene doesn't admit that it's him. Hitler isn't buying his act, though, and after Eugene gets tossed in the Pit for a while (where his personal hell is exacerbated to include Tracy, alive, but giving Jesse Custer a handjob while Eugene watches), Hitler tells him that he wants to help Eugene escape.
1946. Daylight. A not-yet vampiric Cassidy croons an Irish lullaby to his newborn son Dennis.
Now. Dennis's insides appear to be liquefying. Cassidy tries to help his dying son but all Dennis wants is for his father to turn him into a vampire, thus saving him. Cassidy won't do it. He goes into the kitchen and finds Tulip there, trying to stay awake so she won't have nightmares about the Saint of Killers. She tries to get him to go out with her but he thinks he should stay with Dennis. And Jesse is asleep, needing rest since he's full-on searching for God in the morning. Tulip shrugs and then sneaks out, ostensibly back to the Hurt Locker.
In the morning, as Jesse dresses for his day, we see that Dennis's apartment has been bugged: the fake lounge singer lady and her pudgy partner - Grail operatives - have set up down the hall, doing surveillance until Herr Starr joins them. Back in Dennis's apartment, just before Jesse heads out, Cassidy asks him if he might be willing to use the Genesis Voice on Dennis. Jesse is taken aback and says no, he doesn't think that would work, plus he doesn't think that's what it's for. To his credit, Cassidy just nods - and doesn't retort that maybe taking down a whole household of New Orleans gangsters because he's jealous over his girlfriend's husband isn't really what Genesis is for either. (I'm not sure I would have had such restraint.) Jesse runs into Tulip coming in as he is going out. She is in rough shape, a shadow of her former self, but the two of them just can't seem to communicate with each other. Jesse tells her that he's off to a Best Buy knockoff, taking the shooting fake God video with him to see if the techs can zoom in on the gun's serial numbers. Tulip thinks for a moment and then goes with him.
At the "Dork Docs" counter, the guys take the DVD and start to see what they can do. Tulip has wandered off and Jesse finds her purchasing a new fridge - to replace the one in Dennis's apartment that was plugged by the Saint's bullet. While Jesse stays to wait for his video, she returns to the apartment to accept for the fridge delivery. Cassidy is tending to Dennis, who is getting worse and worse. He asks Tulip what she thinks about his being a vampire, the living forever bit. She shrugs, saying that the whole not-dying thing is pretty handy. Cassidy runs through the counterarguments: no more sunlight, boredom, outliving everyone you ever cared for. Tulip: "Yep. That sucks." Later, as Cassidy cleans Dennis up, his son pleads, in English, "Papa. Papa, please." Cassidy hangs his head.
Back at the tech counter, the dork docs confirm that there's no way the serial numbers can be read: they think Jesse is the shooter and doesn't want to be identified. He explains that he does, in fact, want to identify the shooter so they try some other techniques. But no, there's nothing. Jesse gets angry and shouts that he's just trying to find God! And the dorks are all, whoa, dude, chill out. Frustrated, Jesse stomps off and the dorks put the DVD in the shredder. As the disk goes down, we see "PROPERTY OF GRAIL INDUSTRIES" stamped into the plastic. Too bad Jesse didn't notice that.
In the apartment, Tulip pushes the new refrigerator to one side and looks through the bullet hole in the wall. Bothered by the hole, she patches it and plasters over the patch. Then she goes into the next apartment and patches those holes. When she goes to the apartment at the end of the hall, she is surprised to find the door locked. That's the Grail operatives' apartment, you see, and they have to scurry to hide their equipment before "Jenny," a new tenant who is on the run from her abusive ex, opens the door. "Jenny" lets Tulip in. Tulip patches the bullet hole. They talk a little and then, just as she's leaving, Tulip asks if she's ever strapped on a bullet-proof vest and gotten shot in the chest. "Jenny" is all, "I can't say that I have ... it sounds fun." Tulip: "It is! We should go sometime."
Meanwhile, Cassidy is on the phone with "Seamus." Seems like this Seamus is another vampire but it's never said. Cassidy tells Seamus that he has a son who is dying. Seamus asks what he's like, what his prevailing temperament is. When Cassidy isn't that forthcoming (because he doesn't know), Seamus says, "Don't do it. Let him die." Cassidy hangs up the phone and goes into Dennis's bedroom. He walks slowly towards the bed, singing that lullaby. Dennis opens his eyes, gasping for breath. Cassidy stares at his dying son, serious, intense, more than a little sinister. Is he going to save Dennis or is he going to put him out of his misery? That appears to be the question.
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