Okay, so this one is sort of a cheat because it's like the fourth time I've watched The Cabin in the Woods. It's the only horror movie I own. But it is just so good and has everything you could possibly want. A creepy cabin in the woods. Pretty college kids, including an athlete, a scholar, a nerd, a sexpot and a "virgin." Drinking. Drugs. Sex. Girls in bikinis. Conspiracy theories. Latin incantations. A zombie redneck torture family. Beheadings and stabbings. Running screaming through the woods. Every monster ever. Sigourney Weaver. I mean, why wouldn't I watch that again and again?
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