Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Bad Haiku about: Stripper Movies (V)

Everything in my DVR queue is so dire lately - The Walking Dead, The Following, Hannibal, The Americans, Bates Motel - that I needed something a little less death-y.  Now, Magic Mike does have its serious moments with drug use, drug dealing and some squalid behavior, but most the movie is just killing time until it can have another male stripper routine.  None of the guys can dance except Channing Tatum, but DAMN he's really, really good.  Dancing, not acting, I mean.  The other fellas are pretty enough to look at (and getting to see Joe Manganiello has got me jonesing for True Blood again) but they have no storyline or character development.  This is Tatum's show - and Matthew McConaughey's too, to a lesser extent.

And so, without further ado, here's the bad haiku about Magic Mike:

not much plot but mick
jagger wishes he had moves
like channing tatum

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