I am really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. I have got to find something that is both scary and good, or at least not awful. Bad Milo had some promise: a Duplass Brothers production, this horror comedy has a great cast, including Ken Marino (who looks really good here), Gillian Jacobs, Patrick Warburton, Mary Kay Place, Stephen Root and Peter Stormare.
Duncan (Marino) is a very nice guy who is under a lot of stress. His boss (Warburton) is making him do the round of layoffs and also has just stolen everybody's money. His wife Sara (Jacobs) wants to have a baby. His mom (Place) has a sexed-up boytoy second husband who wants Duncan to call him "dad." A fertility doctor, hired by his mom, is convinced Duncan has ED. And his dad (Root) abandoned him and his mom when Duncan was just little and is living off the grid somewhere, smoking a lot of dope. All of this stress and anxiety has manifested itself as ... a giant, sentient, detachable butt polyp with shark teeth and a penchant for popping out of Duncan's butt to eviscerate his enemies.
Now, normally I love monster movies, especially ones with practical effect monsters. But I just cannot get behind [pun intended] a rectal polyp monster. This is a middling sort of movie, not committing to being really funny or really gory or really making fun of anything. The cast is strong and game, given the potty humor they're given, but Bad Milo! is just unnecessary. It's not terrible enough to be offensive but it's pretty pointless.
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