In the interim, check out these things I just learned about:
Someone has created the perfect food: chocolate-covered bacon. I'm drooling just thinking about it.
The winners of the 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest are in! This contest pays homage to the notorious Victorian novelist Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton (he who first penned "It was a dark and stormy night.") and challenges entrants to write the worst opening lines to imaginary novels. I lost count of how many times I laughed out loud and truly the grand prize winner is spectacular in its awfulness.
I recently stumbled upon Legend of Neil, another very effin' funny web-series about gamers; LoN is about a regular