Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Tenth Annual FMS Scarelicious October Movie Series: #5 Carnival of Souls

Here's a cult classic from 1962.  Carnival of Souls never did much in the theaters but regular showings as a midnight movie on television gave it the audience it deserved.

We start with a chicks vs. dudes drag race!  The girls' car crashes through the side of a bridge into a muddy river.  One dazed survivor, Mary, pulls herself to shore.  A few days later, Mary continues on her way west to her new job as a church organist in Salt Lake City.  En route, she starts to hallucinate, seeing pale, scary faces staring at her.  After confirming her job and finding a room in a boarding house, she even goes to see a doctor after one such hallucination.  She's convinced it's residual trauma from the car crash.

Mary settles into her new life with her sweet landlady and pushy, cheeseball neighbor who literally won't take no for an answer when he asks her out.  Mary goes along with him only so far because she's a tough cookie: she doesn't want a boyfriend or any friends, really; she likes her job at the church but isn't religious; she stands up to her doctor when he tries to boss her around.  Things are eerie, however, and she finds herself drawn to the abandoned Saltair resort on the shores of the Great Salt Lake.

She drives herself out there and wanders around, finding more of the scary, dead-looking people.  Back in town, she slowly starts to go mad, unable to get the place out of her head.  She gets fired from her church job for playing "profane music" - which makes all the dead dance.  Mary can't escape it, however.

Carnival of Souls is slow, seemingly l  o  n  g  at only 78 minutes.  It is a gorgeously shot film and the scene at the Saltair - shot at the actual Saltair - is really creepy when the dead are dancing.  This movie has become a classic and has influenced many subsequent films, including George Romero's Night of the Living Dead.  What stuck with me, aside from how beautiful some of the shots were, was the intrenched sexism of the time: how all the men manhandled Mary and how skeezily pushy her desperate-for-a-date neighbor was.

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Monday, October 7, 2019

Tenth Annual FMS Scarelicious October Movie Series: #4 New Year, New You

Here's another Hulu Into the Dark offering, New Year New You.  It's New Year's Eve and Alexis, Kayla and Chloe, three high school friends, have gathered together at Alexis's house to ring in the new year.  They've also invited their fourth friend but aren't sure she'll come: they're just regular people  - with jobs and relationships and possibly some light mental illness - but Danielle has hit the jackpot as a self-help/influencer.  When she does show up, they are surprised and flattered and also a bit defensive.  Danielle flounces in with gifts of her own product, wanting to film everything for "content."  Everything she says is nice on the face of it but also sounds shallow and insincere and a little bit mean.  They aren't particularly surprised by this: Danielle was a Mean Girl back in high school and they all remember it.  Alexis also remembers that Danielle may have bullied a classmate into committing suicide - and we learn that this party has a purpose: to teach Danielle a lesson.

As things escalate, the viewer's sympathies switch back and forth.  Danielle is the villain, yes, defiantly manipulative (and looking Joker-esque as her makeup smears) but Alexis is unstable and somewhat scary herself.  Is she punishing Danielle for her bullying or is Alexis hoping to get more out of it than that?

I liked the Mean Girls to the nth degree aspect of New Year, New You, and Carly Chaiken (from Mr. Robot) was great as Danielle, but I felt that what the movie was trying to say got a little muddled at the end.

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Saturday, October 5, 2019

Tenth Annual FMS Scarelicious October Movie Series: #3 Pooka!

Hulu has a horror anthology series, Into the Dark, which seems to consist of just barely feature length scary movies of varying quality.  I'm not sure I can bring myself to watch all of them, but I did see Pooka! (a bit of a stretch at 83 minutes), by Timecrimes and Colossal director, Nacho Vigalondo.  Scary Christmas, one and all!

Out of work actor Wilson lands a seasonal gig dressing up in a Pooka! suit for in-store appearances promoting this year's hottest toy: the creepy, blank-eyed Pooka! which can repeat what your child says in front of it, sometimes in a chipper voice, sometimes in a scary voice and sometimes not at all.  Things seem to be going pretty well for Wilson then: he starts dating single mom Melanie, he makes friends with his neighbor and the Pooka! gig is easy.  Before long, however, he starts getting disconcerting flashes, waking up and not remembering what's he's been doing.  Plus the Pooka! suit seems to come alive - and it's the scary Pooka - when Wilson is out.  He starts experiencing stranger crossovers: the scary Pooka punching the wall and Wilson's hands bleeding; Wilson wearing the good Pooka head while jerking off; Wilson listening through the walls as the bad Pooka kills his neighbor.  Or maybe not.  Maybe this is all in Wilson's head.  He starts to get paranoid and dependent on the suit as things unravel more and more.

Vigalondo displays the same penchant for slow pacing and playing with perception that he did in Timecrimes.  The pace did present a challenge for me to stay engaged with Pooka! but ultimately I did enjoy this weird little movie.  The twist at the end - similar to Triangle - made me like it more in retrospect.  I wouldn't call this a horror movie per se but it's a decent little flick.

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Thursday, October 3, 2019

Tenth Annual FMS Scarelicious October Movie Series: #2 A Quiet Place

Who hasn't heard (lol get it?) about John Krasinski's A Quiet Place, that took audiences by storm when it came out in 2018?  I hadn't heard that it was only PG-13 and when that popped up on my screen before the movie started, I gave a big ol' sigh.  Still, this move is pretty effective.

Day 89.  We start with a family just under three months into dealing with pretty much the end of the world: they are walking barefoot, even though it's cold, scavenging for supplies and trying not to make any sound.  As we learn, the planet has been infiltrated by vicious, bloodthirsty creatures (which reminded me of Stranger Things's demogorgons) that, while blind, navigate incredibly well by hearing alone.  We get to see it happen.  Yikes.

Day 472.  In the year-plus that has transpired off-screen, the family has set themselves up with some mad survival skills.  The dad (Krasinski) is obsessive about protecting his family and trying to find a way to defeat the creatures.  He has a silent communications system set up via a flame atop the farm's silo; when he lights it, we can see a number of other flames alight in the hills surrounding the valley.  There are other survivors but they are spread out and of no help to each other.  In what I feel is a very, very bad idea, the mom (Emily Blunt) is pregnant and due fairly soon.  They have built a soundproofed cradle, complete with an oxygen mask, because they will have to shut the baby inside to keep it quiet.  Again, yikes.  Things are very tense, all the time.  On day 473, things start to fall apart, by which I mean get exciting.  There are no other lights up on the hill.  Emily Blunt gets the most terrorized: stepping on a nail, giving birth, getting trapped in the cellar.  She's an effing badass, though, and the ending of the movie is awesome.

I found A Quiet Place to be a solid flick, very tense and fast-moving.  I didn't find myself riveted by the movie but I loved the premise and seeing the family's survival solutions.  Young deaf actress Millicent Simmonds is terrific.  A well-done, taut little genre film.

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P.S.  Minor spoiler:  did anyone else think of Kate Bush's Experiment IV while watching this?

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

Tenth Annual FMS Scarelicious October Movie Series: #1 Us

Welcome back to the Tenth Annual Friend Mouse Speaks Scarelicious October Movie Series!  Also known as: the only time I post on this poor, neglected blog anymore.  I watched a record twenty-two scary (or, "scary") movies last October ... let's see how many I manage this year.

Jordan Peele bowled us all over with his intelligent horror movie Get Out in 2017, so his second scary movie, Us, was highly anticipated.  Headlined by Lupita Nyong'o, Winston Duke and Elizabeth Moss - with a tour de force performance by Nyong'o - I must admit I was left feeling a little meh after this one.

It all starts back in 1986, on a delightfully creepy boardwalk and a spooky, vision-quest-y fun house - what exactly did young Adelaide see in there?  Then we're bounced back to present day, with grown-up Adelaide and her family arriving at their Santa Cruz beach house.  Before they can even get unpacked, they're being menaced by a family of violent, feral dopplegangers.  Not only that, everyone in town is being menaced by their own doppelgangers.  Adelaide and her family have to find a way to fight back and survive, and hopefully get out of town alive.

Although Nyong'o is terrific in her role(s), this movie didn't do much for me.  I thought the Big Twist was totally telegraphed and I lost interest for a while in the middle.  I feel like Peele was trying to make some big statements about American society like he did in Get Out, but I didn't find Us to be as effective in communicating them.  Or maybe I just don't much like home invasion movies (I don't).

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Sunday, September 15, 2019

It made sense

After charging through Runaways, I went to Marvel's Cloak & Dagger and I have surprised myself by liking C&D even more.  My understanding is that it's rather different than the comics source material.  As small children, Tandy Bowen (Dagger) and Tyrone Johnson (Cloak) are subjected to a blast of supernatural power in an industrial accident; at the time of the accident, Tandy's dad and Ty's brother are killed in separate incidents, but each death has a huge impact on their respective families.  Eight years later, Tandy and Ty's powers start to manifest and they are thrown together - by accident? by fate? - unwillingly at first, and then with relief and trust.  The show is set in New Orleans and gives a rich backdrop as the young superheroes figure out how to use their powers to save their families and their city, all the while facing real life issues like abuse, sexism and racism.

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The two leads playing Tandy and Tyrone have great chemistry together.  But I think what I like the best is the series' focus: the Runaways show spends so much time with the parents that we miss out on time spent with the kids.  With C&D, there are only two main kids (as opposed to six), plus a smaller cast of secondary characters.  Tandy and Ty seem more real, somehow, for superpowered teenagers.

I haven't heard yet if there is going to be a S3 (S2's ratings were markedly lower than S1) but there will at least be that crossover in Runaways S3.  I sure hope there's more - I'm really enjoying these street level teenaged Marvel heroes.

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Run run Runaways

I have been enjoying binge-ing (bingeing? binging?) Marvel's Runaways on Hulu, so much so that I've also read the first two trade paperback collections as well.  I like to know the source material, although I'm not a big comics reader.  I'm not well-suited to it: I read very quickly and I don't give the artwork enough attention.  But the television has been a lot of fun and I'm glad to have had both perspectives.

For those who don't know, Runaways (written by Brian K. Vaughn et als.) is about a group of runaway kids who discover that their parents are a secret and very evil cabal of Los Angeles millionaires.  After seeing their parents sacrifice a young girl, they run away and adventures follow.  The girls have superpowers - Nico is/becomes a witch, Gert has a telepathic link to a sentient dinosaur, Molly has super-strength, etc. - and the boys are smart and/or assisted by tech stolen from their parents.  Nico is my favorite character in both the show and the comics; I also like sarcastic Gert  (especially the show's iteration) and her dinosaur, Old Lace.

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While the show hews closely to some of the source material, it varies wildly in some regards.  I'm being vague on purpose as I don't want to spoil anything.  In the show, the parents are much, much better developed.  I find this to be a double-edged sword, however: the character development makes them much better villains ... but I also resent time spent away from the kids.  I like the kids.

I only have one episode left and then I'm up to speed on the series.  I'm torn as to what to watch next.  It would make sense to move straight to Cloak and Dagger, as that is also based on a Marvel comic that has connections to/crossovers with Runaways.  But over on Netflix, the new Dark Crystal series is out (and I love The Dark Crystal) plus I'm starting to get in the mood for horror movies in advance of this year's Scarelicious October Movie Series.  What to do, what to do.

Thursday, August 8, 2019

Vacation reading


Mr. Mouse, the new dog - a/k/a Boy Genius, for his propensity for accidentally locking himself in rooms - and I were recently down in the southern Utah desert for a week's vacation.  We did active stuff in the mornings (mountain biking and hiking) but hunkered down through the middle of the day, in the A/C and out of the sun, napping and reading.

I read all of the above books.  Well, technically I'm not quite done with Swan Song yet, and I didn't read Witches Abroad because I picked it up out of order.  But I did read the rest of them, plus the last two books of Stephen King's Dark Tower series, so that's a decent number of pages read.

Joe Hill's Stranger Weather is not his strongest outing; his other short stories are much better.  Similarly, his father's Elevation is a slight thing, a novella very much of its time.  I appreciate King's politics but this little book was a wee dite preachy.  The Girl With All the Gifts seems to be the novelization of the movie that stemmed from a short story.  I really liked the movie and am inclined to re-watch it, now that I've read the book.

Next up: back to the library to keep working my way through Discworld.

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Bits and pieces

Progress report: the Discworld series has stalled - but I haven't given up yet - but I finished the available episodes of Legends of Tomorrow, got sucked into Pretty Little Liars somehow (??!?), watched two episodes of Good Omens (I know it's an unpopular opinion but: I don't love it, although I do love the book), and have one episode to go on S3 of Stranger Things.  The Mindflayer monster is SO GROSS - I love it.  Very The Thing and The Fly.

I've also watched, and loved, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse.  I watch all the Marvel superhero movies but I don't read comics, so my knowledge of Spider-Man lore is broad strokes at best.  But that didn't matter.  Into the Spiderverse is a fantastic superhero movie and a damn fine movie even without the genre tag.  It is funny, heart-breaking and never lets up for a moment.  The voice cast is phenomenal - Mahershala Ali! Hailey Steinfeld! Chris Pine! Kathryn Hahn! Lauren Velez! Lily Tomlin! Nic Cage! Liev Schreiber! and the perfectly-cast Jake Johnson! - and the movie simply gorgeous.  You've never seen visuals like that in a superhero movie.  I plan on watching it again soon because I'm sure I missed a bunch, just sitting there agog.

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Monday, June 10, 2019

New goal

Not only have I utterly failed in my easily-attainable goal to watch one movie a month (just one!) to post here, I completely neglected to post ANYTHING for the month of May.  Not cool, man.  My excuse is that I've just been so caught up in watching television series.  I got through the Scooby Doo episode of Supernatural, I've started the guilty pleasure that is Pretty Little Liars, I've been getting caught up on the most recent Netflix-able season of Legends of Tomorrow, I'm two episodes deep into S5 of Black Mirror.  It doesn't end there either:  the final season of Jessica Jones starts in just a couple days,  S4 of Veronica Mars is just around the corner and I haven't even gotten to start in on Good Omens yet, much to my chagrin.  Golden age of television indeed (give or take Supernatural and PLL).

So I am therefore resetting my goal to this: I want to read all of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series by the end of the summer.  I've ready several of those books already, randomly, but this time I'm going chronologically.  I've finished the first four - The Color of Magic, The Light Fantastic, Equal Rites and Mort.  I think I can attain this goal.  These are quick books for me to read - I just need to keep going to the library.

Other books I've read:  Her Body and Other Parties by Carmen Maria Machado, a wonderful collection of short stories that cannot be kept to one genre, instead incorporating horror, comedy, feminism and fantasy; and The Troop by Nick Cutter, a body horror/zombie-ish/Lord of the Flies mash-up that's good enough to have a Stephen King blurb on the front cover.